On the fifth day of Christmas...

My dinner party gave to me
Five onion rings

Four flying birds
Three French men
Two Turtle's Loves
and a creepy, kickass fluffy pink bunny

See the other 11 days of Christmas


Yep, I was late again. What a surprise. </sarcasm> I'm more surprised I haven't skipped any days, or just given up.

A "poached spaghetti monster" is what they call a plate of spaghetti at AFK Tavern, a gamer's restraunt in Everett. (other titles on the menu include the GladOS twice-baked potato and the ULT, or Unicorn, Lettuce, and Tomato sandwich. It turns out unicorns are some damn tasty animals.)
I'm assuming that there is an AFK Tavern in the city/universe where my characters live as well, and that Nin has been there several times before. She finally talked her roommates into coming with her for dinner. (Quickit and Maria are there, you just can't see them because they're so tiny.)
Apparrantly nobody has remembered that Jae can't read menus that are in English....